The Hell That is My Life

Aug 15

In which Appa and I discuss this performance of Girls Day Something at SMTOWN.

(Appa posts some photos in out chat)

Appa: Suho had some ugly ass knees

Unnie: Who is who? Im guessing the short guy in the bob is Suho?

Unnie: O.O Is that Minho and Changmin?

Appa: Minho Changmin Suho and Kyuhyun

Unnie: Never thought I would see Changmin in drag.

Appa: Ikr? I felt that way about Suho too

Unnie: Its only of the screen, but still (posts link to above video).

Unnie: These boys, while its funny, Boys Day sells it better.

Appa: Boys day obviously practiced

Unnie: These guys could have practiced.

Appa: Kyuhyun missed a few parts already

Unnie: But its more than that.

Unnie: Yeah, I saw that, I don’t mean the dance it self, but selling yourself as a female.

Appa: Suho could have been a little more… elegant

Appa: I mean boys day even stood demurely at the interview

Unnie: When I was doing the bishi auction and guys would want to cross, I would advise them to learn the walk.  Actually watch females walk and imitate it .

Unnie: Exactly. These guys were kinda strutting.

Appa: Even though they tromped in like marching elephants (boys day did)

Unnie: Shisus praise SoKo is all I’m saying.

Unnie: And if Suho was gonna have a slit in that dress with those knees he should have worn hose.

Appa: Ikr

Appa: Suho’s knees should be a swear word

Unnie: LOL

*Edited to replace broken link

Aug 10
Hello, Chanyeol!

Hello, Chanyeol!

Aug 05
In which we discuss EXOs new fanclub name.

Umma: Exo-L. Da fuq?
Appa: What
Umma: Is that the fan club name now?
Appa: What
Appa: Have they not taken into consideration that we’ve called ourselves exotics for fucking ever
Appa: Wait SM
Appa: No consideration
Umma: So is that a yes?
Unnie: So…what does the L stand for? Lunatics?
Appa: They picked L because it’s supposed to be love
Appa: And its between k and m
Unnie: Im sticking with Lunatics.
Appa: Mm
Appa: Lycanthrope
Appa: Lupus
Umma: Jfc
Appa: Lingonberry
Appa: Legs
Appa: Mmm legs
Unnie: Lemons
Appa: Lingus
Unnie: Only if its cunning 
Appa: Always.

In which we discuss EXOs new fanclub name.

Umma: Exo-L. Da fuq?

Appa: What

Umma: Is that the fan club name now?

Appa: What

Appa: Have they not taken into consideration that we’ve called ourselves exotics for fucking ever

Appa: Wait SM

Appa: No consideration

Umma: So is that a yes?

Unnie: So…what does the L stand for? Lunatics?

Appa: They picked L because it’s supposed to be love

Appa: And its between k and m

Unnie: Im sticking with Lunatics.

Appa: Mm

Appa: Lycanthrope

Appa: Lupus

Umma: Jfc

Appa: Lingonberry

Appa: Legs

Appa: Mmm legs

Unnie: Lemons

Appa: Lingus

Unnie: Only if its cunning 

Appa: Always.

Aug 03
Hello, Onew!

Hello, Onew!

Aug 01

In which Appa, Umma, and I discuss my burgeoning love for Aaron Yan.  Keep in mind, when I first mentioned my interest in him the other night, she told her roommate who apparently has liked him for years.  I then accused her of throwing me under the bus, because the roommate never needed to know. 

Unnie: So this girl is gonna sabotage her PT so she can stay in a wheelchair and force Tien Xing to marry her.  How the fuck does she think they will be having sex at this point?

Unnie: I mean I guess she could just lie there and think of Taiwan, but ugh…

Unnie: Cause if I’m marrying Arron Yan, and I will be no matter what Kim says, I’m having sex with him.

Umma: This is kim

Umma: Umma handed me her phone

Appa: hello bus

Umma: Aaron is spoken for

Unnie: BITCH THREW ME UNDER THAT DAMN BUS AGAIN!

Umma: Mwwwaaaaaahhhhh

Appa: *runs off with hongbin and bang*

Unnie: You just cant trust anyone these days!

Umma: No sisterhood in the trenches

Appa: *throws bang (Yongguk) at unnie* RUN!!! GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Unnie: LOL

Appa: HAKYEON AND I WILL HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF UMMA

Appa: SAVE YOURSELF

Unnie: I love you so much right now

Umma: Disappears with bts

Unnie: I’m loling so hard I have to pee and my head hurts

Jul 23
We also discussed the new Block B video.
Umma: Summary of the new Block B MV: Imma get HER an Ostrich. Bitches love ostriches.
Unnie: Ok, thats funny.
Unnie: But the part where hes singing to the ostrich is also where he says he likes her curves.  I about died.
Umma: mmm
Unnie: Also, do we love ostriches?
Umma: don’t we if they come from zico?
Unnie: Can Ukwon give me a peacock instead?
Umma: ok
Unnie: Woohoo! Ukwon Peacock coming my way! >.>

We also discussed the new Block B video.

Umma: Summary of the new Block B MV: Imma get HER an Ostrich. Bitches love ostriches.

Unnie: Ok, thats funny.

Unnie: But the part where hes singing to the ostrich is also where he says he likes her curves.  I about died.

Umma: mmm

Unnie: Also, do we love ostriches?

Umma: don’t we if they come from zico?

Unnie: Can Ukwon give me a peacock instead?

Umma: ok

Unnie: Woohoo! Ukwon Peacock coming my way! >.>

Jul 23
In which me and Umma discuss the BTS bias list.
Umma: Unnie why is Suga always the last card I get?

Unnie: Karma
Unnie: Poor Suga

Umma: i knew you’d say that
Umma: but I always get Jungkook

Unnie: Hes a cutie though.
Unnie: I’d put him over Suga.

Umma: Poor Suga

Unnie: *snicker*  Suga was never my number one.
Unnie: Actually, I’d pick Serial Killer V over Suga cause I have a thing for Serial killers.

Umma: Still, tossed aside for a Kookie crumb

In which me and Umma discuss the BTS bias list.

Umma: Unnie why is Suga always the last card I get?

Unnie: Karma

Unnie: Poor Suga

Umma: i knew you’d say that

Umma: but I always get Jungkook

Unnie: Hes a cutie though.

Unnie: I’d put him over Suga.

Umma: Poor Suga

Unnie: *snicker*  Suga was never my number one.

Unnie: Actually, I’d pick Serial Killer V over Suga cause I have a thing for Serial killers.

Umma: Still, tossed aside for a Kookie crumb

Jul 21
I fucking love this.

I fucking love this.

Jul 20
unitedinspirits:

unitedinspirits:

Hello there Inspirits~ In celebration of our one year anniversary this past June and of our achievement of reaching 1k followers we have decided to host another small giveaway. As a rather small thank you we have decided to give some items away~!!!
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Infinite’s Destiny Album (no pc)
Infinite’s Destiny Ver B Poster
Infinite logo necklace (silver)
Choice of Another Me or OGSR Poster
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there will be 1 winner selected through random.org, and they have 24 hours to reply
giveaway ends on July 20, 2014
All of the admins are truly grateful for all the support and we hope to be able to support and love Infinite forever. Thank you everyone who has been with us all this time and good luck♡

A little over 6 hours left enter~! It ends tonight at midnight PST ^^

unitedinspirits:

unitedinspirits:

Hello there Inspirits~ In celebration of our one year anniversary this past June and of our achievement of reaching 1k followers we have decided to host another small giveaway. As a rather small thank you we have decided to give some items away~!!!

Prizes:

  • Infinite’s Destiny Album (no pc)
  • Infinite’s Destiny Ver B Poster
  • Infinite logo necklace (silver)
  • Choice of Another Me or OGSR Poster

Rules and Info:

  • like and reblog only once (2 entries)
  • we will disqualify you if you break this rule, if at least 3 people break this rule we will end the giveaway entirely
  • if you have a twitter, you can follow us and RT our g/a tweet (1 entry)
  • as this is a giveaway for our followers, you must be following us
  • if you’re under 18 please ask for parent permission before entering!!
  • there will be 1 winner selected through random.org, and they have 24 hours to reply
  • giveaway ends on July 20, 2014

All of the admins are truly grateful for all the support and we hope to be able to support and love Infinite forever. Thank you everyone who has been with us all this time and good luck

A little over 6 hours left enter~! It ends tonight at midnight PST ^^

Jul 18

Happy birthday to one half of the hottest moments in Kpop.

Jul 16

Kim Woo Bin. Holy Shisus. This man has a body that was made for clothing. And for being out of clothing. If I lived with him it would be almost impossible for me to decide if I wanted him naked or in a tux. I would love to watch him get dressed, as much as I would love to watch him get undressed. He is part of one the greatest Real Life Bromances ever. Happy birthday Kim Woo Bin, my anime character come to life.

Jul 15
Oh Maknae.  They grow up so fast.

Oh Maknae.  They grow up so fast.

Jul 10

With great thighs, comes great responsibility. ~Vonnels

Jul 10
Unnie: So apparently some fans got a hold of Jaehyos number and are using it to prank call him. Seriously. THAT’S what you wanna do with his number?
Unnie: You could be phone sexing it up, or long sweet chats, asking him out on a date…or for Ukwons number. But you wanna play PRANKS?!
Umma: Ikr?
Unnie: Idols are wasted on the South Koreans

Unnie: So apparently some fans got a hold of Jaehyos number and are using it to prank call him. Seriously. THAT’S what you wanna do with his number?

Unnie: You could be phone sexing it up, or long sweet chats, asking him out on a date…or for Ukwons number. But you wanna play PRANKS?!

Umma: Ikr?

Unnie: Idols are wasted on the South Koreans

Jul 09
Yes, I am a sucker for a broody shower scene.  If you aren’t watching Seo In Guk and Lee Soo Hyuk in High School King of Savvy (AKA King of High School) than shame on you.  I made this gif for Appa, because she understands Lee Soo Hyuk like I do. (PS, I have a higher quality of this gif if you’re interested, it was too big for Tumblr.

Yes, I am a sucker for a broody shower scene.  If you aren’t watching Seo In Guk and Lee Soo Hyuk in High School King of Savvy (AKA King of High School) than shame on you.  I made this gif for Appa, because she understands Lee Soo Hyuk like I do. (PS, I have a higher quality of this gif if you’re interested, it was too big for Tumblr.