We also discussed the new Block B video.
Umma: Summary of the new Block B MV: Imma get HER an Ostrich. Bitches love ostriches.
Unnie: Ok, thats funny.
Unnie: But the part where hes singing to the ostrich is also where he says he likes her curves. I about died.
Unnie: Also, do we love ostriches?
Umma: don’t we if they come from zico?
Unnie: Can Ukwon give me a peacock instead?
Unnie: Woohoo! Ukwon Peacock coming my way! >.>
In which me and Umma discuss the BTS bias list.
Umma: Unnie why is Suga always the last card I get?
Unnie: Poor Suga
Umma: i knew you’d say that
Umma: but I always get Jungkook
Unnie: Hes a cutie though.
Unnie: I’d put him over Suga.
Umma: Poor Suga
Unnie: *snicker* Suga was never my number one.
Unnie: Actually, I’d pick Serial Killer V over Suga cause I have a thing for Serial killers.
Umma: Still, tossed aside for a Kookie crumb
Happy birthday to one half of the hottest moments in Kpop.
Kim Woo Bin. Holy Shisus. This man has a body that was made for clothing. And for being out of clothing. If I lived with him it would be almost impossible for me to decide if I wanted him naked or in a tux. I would love to watch him get dressed, as much as I would love to watch him get undressed. He is part of one the greatest Real Life Bromances ever. Happy birthday Kim Woo Bin, my anime character come to life.
Oh Maknae. They grow up so fast.
With great thighs, comes great responsibility. ~Vonnels
Unnie: So apparently some fans got a hold of Jaehyos number and are using it to prank call him. Seriously. THAT’S what you wanna do with his number?
Unnie: You could be phone sexing it up, or long sweet chats, asking him out on a date…or for Ukwons number. But you wanna play PRANKS?!
Unnie: Idols are wasted on the South Koreans
Yes, I am a sucker for a broody shower scene. If you aren’t watching Seo In Guk and Lee Soo Hyuk in High School King of Savvy (AKA King of High School) than shame on you. I made this gif for Appa, because she understands Lee Soo Hyuk like I do. (PS, I have a higher quality of this gif if you’re interested, it was too big for Tumblr.
Those pants show pretty much everything. They show Sunggyu shrinks when cold. They show Myungsoo has something in his right pocket. They show Dongwoo needs to adjust….
Umma sent Lee Jong Suk my way cause I sent her Bang Yog Guk. This means war.
I TOLD those fuckers to warn a noona before they did this, and they didn’t listen! So here I am almost choking on my tongue again. Made this because, well, everyone should have a chance to enjoy. Jaesus bless the PDnim who makes him do this every drama.
dongwoo is 96% mouth
I dunno about that, have you seen the size of his cock?
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